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Originally Posted by G-CPTN
Are there still Auks in Aukland (or did the settlers eat them all?)?
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you came in at the right time for this joke
(5) A Lion in London Zoo was lazing in the sun and licking his **** when a visitor turned to the keeper and said,”thats a docile old thing isn`t it?”
“ No way,” said the keeper,”it is the most ferocious beast in the zoo.Why only an hour ago it dragged a Scotsman into the cage and completely deoured him.”
“Hardly seems possible,” said the astonished visitor,
‘But why is he lying there licking his ****?”
“The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of his mouth,”said the keeper .
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