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Little boy talking to a cowboy:
Why do you wear a big hat like that?
That's to keep the sun off me when I am riding all day drivin' the cattle.
Why do you wear a kerchief like that?
That's so I can cover my mouth and nose from the dust the cattle stir up.
Why do you wear those leather things on your legs?
Those are called chaps. They protect my legs from branches and thorns when I have to ride through the brush.
Why do you wear those running shoes?
That's so no-one thinks I'm a truck driver!
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