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Originally Posted by G-CPTN
Fitter turns to me and asks "What's a BSc?"
I replied "Bloody Silly Cnut".
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My missus caught me with a beauty. I spent 11 long years getting a degree with the Open University (got a Geoff Hurst, which was beyond my wildest dreams - I was aiming for a 2.1), and when I got it, I said to the other (I won't say 'better') half, "I've got a B.Sc."
"That's nice dear, but what bleeding use is a Bronze Swimming Certificate?"