Fatal Decision
 

Now that is what I call determination, I have seen people running after buses, stepping in the gutter and waving their arms like twin rotors on a Chinook helicopter, throwing themselves at the closed doors at traffic lights.

But ne'er anyone as determined as this to catch a bus, leastways, not full frontal.

It is, whilst being tragic, sadly the stuff which is the life blood of irony and slapstick. Morbid humour.