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Old 14th September 2008, 01:30
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Tommy Timpson was stopped by Police in a check whilst driving his 10 ton Thames Trader at teatime on a Tuesday from Tewkesbury to Tiverton.
Plod asked Tommy what he was carrying and Tommy replied "toilet tissue for Trevor Thompson".
Plod then asked Tommy Timpson why he was travelling at teatime in his 10 ton Thames Trader from Tewkesbury transporting toilet tissue for Trevor Thompson at Tiverton on a Tuesday and Tommy replied "because they are our sole agents."
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