Catch the bus!!
 

There is now 'A using of Public Transport Certificate'. If you need any evidence that education has been dumbed down to such an extent read on.................


http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/...catching-a-bus

They could have used the public money on something more suitable and would you put this certificate on your CV.

Ohhh I hear Victor in the background.............
I Don't Believe it!!!!!:mad::mad::eek:

I used to interview job candidates and would not have taken it seriously
if it appeared on a CV. About as trivial as being able to make a cup of tea or have the ability to get up each morning.

In this age of government "think tanks" why doesn't someone investigate how much taxpayers money is being utterly wasted on frivolous bureaucracy?

I always wanted to have a bar after my qualifications . . .

And I always wanted to be qualified to have a bar, or am I thinking of the wrong thing?:o

I've been in a bar. Does that count?

Yes Alan, I would have thought that being able to go into a bar and order oneself a drink is as good as being able to catch a bus.

Perhaps being able to catch a bus after having a few in the bar would attract a BA(Hons).

I remember an inspector putting his hand on my shoulder one day and saying "next time you nip into the Rose and Crown Take your hat off" Real gent he was.

Love it.
I think if you can catch a bus after visiting the bar and tendering the exact fare would make you a full Professor!!!
In that case E=M....C.....forgot the rest, must be the drink:o